ラブホ is the clipped slang for ラブホテル 'love hotel.' かのごとく 'as if / as though' is a literary/formal simile marker (classical かの + ごとく). 目撃される 'to be witnessed' is the formal passive of 目撃する. 気まずい 'awkward / uncomfortable.' The humor lies in the contrast between the literary かのごとく and the vulgar ラブホ context.