school

Your brilliant lecture was pearls before swine.

"Ah… I haven't been feeling well…" "Oh. Are you okay?" "Hehe. Actually, I'm just playing hooky."

It's the classic kind of place where you'd expect something to come out. Self-playing grand pianos, anatomical models that move on their own…

Not that I'm bragging, but I've never gotten higher than a 3 in Home Economics on my report card. On a ten-point scale.

"Well, even so, I'm still scoring way higher than you." "What did you say?! If I really put my mind to it, you'd be nothing to me!"

"Because Asami-senpai was howling that Hiroshi kissed Sanada-senpai…" "N-no I wasn't! I wasn't howling!"

'A hot kiss scene in the school hallway... I heard, I heard!' 'It wasn't hot! The story's being exaggerated...'

'Is her personality really that nice~?' 'No way. This time's bad, but back in middle school she was making money selling girls' underwear.'

Midterms start next week. Cramming the night before won't cut it — these problems are impossible to handle that way. Start today.

The moment Yuka was introduced to the new English teacher, she fell in love.

Don't drag out the story of Meng's mother moving three times to justify relocating for your kid's private-school exams.

I cross-dressed as a woman for the culture festival.

Our teacher's really stubborn, isn't he.

Hayakawa-kun, the midterm results are out. You're at the top again!

'I'm going to see your dad today. Career counseling.' 'No thanks, I don't need that kind of thing.'

When you're sick of the school cafeteria, you can buy something at Belfair or eat at a family restaurant — either works.

'Hey, what time's the dorm curfew again?' '21:00.' 'Crap, I won't make it unless I run.'

'Class rep, what else do we need to carry?' 'The scoreboard, another big ball, and the tug-of-war rope.'

'Actually, there's something I'd like to ask about for my independent research project...' 'Let's see... Hm, you're looking into angiosperms.'

Take this seriously, okay? The school festival won't wait — we're already in the final stretch.

Sounds like you both did great today. Your teacher is proud too.

Oh, keep this a secret from everyone, okay? Sneaking out of the dorm at night means severe punishment.

And on top of that, the gym clothes still include bloomers. Why is that, I wonder?

It's been a month since I started school… and I still don't have a single friend. That's super bad. At this rate, middle school all over again!!

"Don't be late, okay?" "But if the teacher is also late, it doesn't count, right?"

Her eyes lit up at a single hint, and the girl set her cute cat-shaped mechanical pencil flying across the notebook.

As class starts winding down, children naturally return to their seats and quiet down, even though the teacher doesn't say a single 'be quiet' or 'sit down!'

Good-looking, brilliant, athletic, rich family, and on top of that he's even the student council vice president — your textbook perfect guy.

Thanks to him singlehandedly beating four opponents, our high school team won the championship.

Where in Japan is there a school that makes kids do army crawls in gym class?