everyday conversation

"Want to come over to my place for a bit?" "Is that okay?" "Yeah, both my parents work, so they come home late."

"Hey, miss over there." "Huh?" "Could you hear me out about something?"

I don't have anything to wear when I go clothes shopping.

"I like high places, y'know. I bet in a past life I was... an airplane?" "Normally you'd say 'a bird,' you know."

...Hey, hey, hey, the moment they find out it's my treat, the limiter comes off for both of them?

Believe it or not, when I was a kid I have the legendary feat of polishing off two whole cakes.

'You've grown taller so it doesn't fit, right?' 'Exactly — I absolutely did NOT gain weight!' 'The convenient word "grew" is our trump card.'

Your brilliant lecture was pearls before swine.

Over there they don't use the word 'celeb' to mean 'rich person.' And that's how they figured out I was Japanese.

It was already dark in the evening, but I saw a cat walking on the power line. W-wait, can cats really do that?

They say you shouldn't be swayed by rumors and hearsay — but don't you think that's easier said than done?

The Demon King said: 'There's no way I'd lose. All the referees are in hell.'

The Demon King challenged God to a baseball match.

To tell the truth, I'm not your father.

I called Susan to apologize, but get this — she just hung up on me out of the blue!

It was your child who tore my book to shreds.

That's not what I heard. Apparently he's trying to get back with his wife.

If you don't believe what I'm telling you, go see for yourself.

Do you remember the day we first met?

I guess you could say it was a lucky break — I got a job through an acquaintance's introduction.

She used quick wit to deflect the awkward question.

She almost slipped up and said "I don't know."

She kept saying she was a college student, but no matter how I tried, I just couldn't bring myself to believe it.

That's my line!

Judging from the fact that you're not surprised, you already knew, didn't you.

"Are you finished?" "On the contrary, I haven't even started yet."

"What are you thinking about?" "Nothing in particular..."

Bwahahaha! That's hilarious!

Whether it's a man or a woman, having guts is cool, right?

Why do women always want to go to the bathroom together? Totally incomprehensible.