daily life

Come to think of it, I once had a tipsy old man sitting next to me on the train ask me to look at his haiku.

'Let's meet up for our date outside.' 'If you've got time for that, come help me unpack!'

'Got it. If you're free, go clean up.' 'What the hell. Don't order your big brother around.'

The man who sat next to me reeked so much of whiskey I couldn't stand it.

My baths are pretty quick too, but yours are really just a crow's quick splash.

My friend was so drunk that I ended up having to drive him home.

My rusted Ford broke down and ended up blocking the intersection.

If I were doing it, I'd bring a soup plate, carefully slide the glass to the edge of the table, and pour the water into the soup plate. The water wouldn't spill on the floor.

Last night, we went around the whole town drinking and partying it up.

He went and showed up while I was still asleep.

I was playing ball in my room this morning and ended up breaking the one I'd been using until now.

When I was flipping through a gardening book, I was surprised to find lots of things marked with skull symbols.

I stopped by the store on the way here and bought groceries. Better safe than sorry, as they say.

Mailing complete. The rest is up to you, postman.

She must not have been expecting me to get up clean and easy without whining about it.

I turn on the TV, and there she is, drifting around in front of the screen. 'Hey, dinner's ready.'

So, he apparently tried calling, but the person on the other end turned out to be a problem.

On top of that, he's weirdly fond of walks — even in the dead of winter he demands his twice-daily walks without fail.

Whoa! We're almost out of kindling! Go chop some firewood!

'Don't worry. I'm doing fine (^-^)v' — 'Oh... an emoticon?'

Even if you say 'hey' while looking at me... don't tell me it's another double-booking?

'Is it open this early in the morning?' 'They know me — I have an all-access pass.'

The dog ate my watch and folding fan.

It sounds too good to be true.

The talk was so boring that they left one by one.

You don't really see men in traditional Japanese clothes in Tokyo anymore.

Old and young, men and women alike, all looked forward to meeting at the local bathhouse.

The bloodstains on the road must be mine.

As usual, she didn't show up on time.

As usual, the phone rang while I was in the bath.